The Shoeman

There was once a shoeman. All he did was repair shoes. He had a shop for it. It was called Darrell's Shoe Repair.

One day, Darrell was shining a particularly ugly shoe. It was garish and arab-looking. Also very hard to the touch, like metal might be. Darrell did not like it.

Suddenly, a genie popped out of the shoe. Turns out, Darrell had been shining a lamp. The genie told Darrell he had three wishes.

For his first wish, Darrell asked for Daryl Hannah. For his second wish, Darrell asked for Darryl Strawberry. For his third wish, Darrell asked for a copy of D.A.R.Y.L. on DVD. Then the genie was gone.

"Hello," said Daryl.

"Hello," said Darryl.

"Hello," said Darrell.

"..." said D.A.R.Y.L.

Daryl took off her clothes and pulled Darryl's pants down. She began kissing Darryl's penis.

"Oh yes," said Darrell.

"Oh yes," said Daryl.

"Oh yes," said Darryl.

"..." said D.A.R.Y.L.

It went on like this for a while. Then they all ejaculated, except for D.A.R.Y.L.