Wednesday, November 25, 2009

Thanksgiving Smut

A mother stuffed her meaty arm through the turkey hole and deposited stuffing. A father stood next to her, pounding away at a can of cranberry sauce, demanding it enter the bowl underneath it. It would not budge.

Upstairs, a brother and a sister lay next to each other exploring bodies. The bodies were in a video game called Trauma Center that they were playing on a television. A younger brother walked in and gasped at this, then grabbed his testicles.

"I'm telling!" the younger brother yelled, then ran out of the room.

The brother and sister looked at each other briefly, then continued playing with each other.

The younger brother hurried down the stairs and tripped, falling flat on the floor of the foyer. As he began to cry, a dog came over and began humping his behind. A grandfather rushed out of the bathroom, pants around his ankles, and hoisted the dog off the defenseless, injured boy. As he lifted the dog, a poop came out his anus. It fell to the floor with a plop.

The boy stared at the poop and vomited. The father walked in to see what the commotion was all about, and slipped on the vomit. The mashed potatoes he was carrying went into the air and he went onto the ground. A naked aunt walked in and the mashed potatoes fell on top of her, dripping down her bust and vaginae. She licked some of it with glee.

The brother and sister from upstairs ran down the stairs and farted in shock at the scene in the foyer. The mother came in and was made horny by it all. She squirted milk from her breasts into the mashed potatoes on the aunt, which had needed more milk anyway. The aunt orgasmed as loud as a dog bark and then diarrhea struck everyone at once like it were the year 2012.

Just then, a mailman walked in with a package. It was the new mario system the children had been awaiting. The mailman took one look at the scene and his erection burst through his government-approved outfit like a football team through a banner with the name of said football team on it.

"You'll need to sign for this," said the mailman. "What's your last name?"

"We're the aristocrats," said the poop.

The whole family peed. The mailman shit his fart fuck dick with ass cum.

1 comment:

  1. This is the first aristocrat joke that really had me. Assuming you wrote it, Good job.

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