Barry had a big cock. He used it to masturbate most every day, thrice a day. His maid Elfriede once walked in upon a particularly concentrated masturbation session.
"Oh, I'm sorry Barry," Elfriede gasped.
"Oh," Barry gasped. "Excuse my cock."
Elfriede hurried out of the room and masturbated in the washroom. It was a good masturbation. And her last. Elfriede died of typhoid the following hour.
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