Since 1968 there has existed an annual underground Cumshot Olympics, based out of Chippewa Falls, WI. Applications must be submitted between May 1st and July 1st of every year. If you are chosen, you will be flown first class to Chippewa Falls International Airport, to compete in the event.
Submit the following questionnaire, using #2 pencil only, to:
Cumshot Olympics
55 Cockstone Drive
Chippewa Falls, WI
54729
CUMSHOT OLYMPICS SUBMISSION FORM (Sample Form)
Name: (Cody)
Age: (21)
Penis length: (12")
Penis girth: (7")
Last recorded cumshot distance: (6')
Favorite cumshot olympian: (Jeff Daniels, Actor)
Favorite cumshot: (Billy Boxer. Age 12. Arkansas. 1919. Shot cum from shoreline of pond, hitting a fish jumping out of the water twenty feet in.)
Favorite spank material: (Dance scene from Scent of a Woman)
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