A racist man used a time machine to go back in time to fuck Cleopatra. When he found out she was black, he went back to the present and masturbated instead.
A bad man had sex with an orphan. When he found out later that she was an orphan, he thought "If I had known she was an orphan I would have came twice as hard."
An evil blind man had sex with a sad woman. When he found out later that she was sad, he thought "If I had known she was sad I would have came twice as hard."
A deceptive man wore a handsome mask in order to seduce a woman. When she was about to come, he took off his mask, revealing his plain real face.
A strong man seduced a woman with his strength. When she was about to come, he told her he was so strong because he was really a robot. This was a lie.
An intelligent man seduced a woman with his brains. The woman was a blind woman and the intelligent man was really a computer.
A braggart seduced a woman with lies. The woman was a naive woman but the sex was good.
7 men had sex with the same woman on different occasions. Later they got together and compared their experiences over tea.
A prudish man was once asked by his lover to shit on her chest while they had sex. He politely refused.
A stingy man was once asked by his lover to pour pennies on her chest while they had sex. He politely refused.
A society of bad men thought about doing sexually malicious things to women. On the way to do these things, they were brutally murdered by a society of bad women.
A sad man once thought naughty thoughts about an eagle. Several schoolchildren prayed for him and he reformed his ways.
Another sad man once thought naughty thoughts about an apple. Several schoolchildren prayed for him and he reformed his ways.
An intelligent man once installed a penis in his computer. The computer enjoyed it when the man stroked its penis and made odd faces and noises when this was done. This was all part of an experiment conducted without the computer's knowledge or consent.
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