Sex Jokes

A man comes home from work to find his wife fucking a guy whom she is not allowed to.
"Honey!" the man says, in shock.
The guy turns around from fucking the man's wife to face the man. His chest is covered in bee stings.

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Q: What do you get when you have sex in a cake shop?
A: Cumcakes.

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Q: Why did the asian drive into a tree?
A: Naked ladies were abound.

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A 10-year-old boy comes into the kitchen from the living room.
"Clean that up!" his mom yells.

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A guy walks into a bar with a duck under his arm. He sets the duck down next to him at the counter and asks for a beer.
"I haven't seen you in here before," said the bartender.
"I've been here plenty," said the man.
"Did you always have a duck under your arm?" asked the bartender.
"No," said the man.
The duck puked cum onto the counter.
"You're gonna clean that up," said the bartender.
"After my beer," said the man.
The man drank his beer and then the bartender came back around to him.
"Will you clean that up now?" asked the bartender.
"After my next beer," said the man.
The bartender handed him another beer. After the man drank it the bartender came back around to him.
"Can you clean that up now?" asked the bartender.
"After my next beer," said the man.
"Well we're all out of beer," said the bartender.
"I guess I'll never clean it up then."
The man exited, never cleaning it up.

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Q: Why does a woman have breasts?
A: For a number of reasons