Wednesday, June 10, 2009

Broken contracts

There will be no more second chances for former Miss California Carrie Prejean. The Miss USA runner-up has officially been raped, this time with the penis of pageant owner Donald Trump.

Miss California pageant officials said Wednesday that Prejean was raped because of contract issues.

"This was a decision based solely on contract violations including Ms. Prejean's unwillingness to perform oral sex on behalf of the Miss California USA organization," executive director Harry Member said in a statement sent to '' "After our press conference in New York we had hoped we would be able to fornicate. However, since that time it has become abundantly clear that Carrie is unwilling to fulfill her obligations under our contract and corporate."

Even Trump, the real estate mogul who co-owns the Miss USA organization and saved Prejean from a donkey show last month, did not stand in the way this time.

"I told Carrie she needed to get back to work and honor her contract with the Miss California USA Organization and I gave her the opportunity to do so," Trump said in the statement. "Unfortunately it looked like she wasn't going to offer her full consent and Keith offered me his full support in making this decision. Carrie is a beautiful young woman and I wanted her, under contract she had no right to deny me."

Miss California runner-up Tami Farrell will immediately take over the crown and Prejean's responsibilities as Miss California. The current Miss USA Kristen Dalton and Miss Universe Dayana Mendoza will also lend a hand in an an effort to satisfy America's libido.

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