Tuesday, June 9, 2009

Fist of Fury: A Bruce Lee Smut

Bruce Lee was walking down the road doing karate forms when all of a sudden he saw a woman who appeared to be unconscious on the ground in the woods nearby. He front-flipped over to her with the greatest of ease, and checked her pulse. She was fine, just faking.

"I've been waiting for you all day," said the woman, with a smile.

Bruce Lee stared at her stoically.

"I know you do your karate down this road. I watch you ever day. On this day, I decided to wait for you like this."

Bruce Lee stared at her stoically.

"Do you know why I waited for you?"

Bruce Lee stared at her stoically.

"It's because I want you to fuck me with your punches."

"Jeet Kune Do is training and discipline towards the ultimate reality in combat," said Bruce Lee, "Jeet Kune-Do is the only non-classical style of Chinese Kung Fu in existence today. It is simple in its execution, although not so simple to explain. Jeet means 'to stop, to stem, to intercept,' while Kune means 'fist' or 'style,' and Do means 'the way' or 'the ultimate reality.' In other words--'The Way of the Intercepting Fist.'"

"I see."

Bruce Lee began punching her inside her cunt as he spoke. "I have not invented a 'new style,' composite, modified or otherwise that is set within distinct form as apart from 'this' method or 'that' method. On the contrary, I hope to free my followers from clinging to styles, patterns, or molds. Remember that Jeet Kune Do is merely a name used, a mirror in which to see 'ourselves' . . . Jeet Kune Do is not an organized institution that one can be a member of. Either you understand or you don't, and that is that.
"There is no mystery about my style. My movements are simple, direct and non-classical. The extraordinary part of it lies in its simplicity. Every movement in Jeet Kune-Do is being so of itself. There is nothing artificial about it. I always believe that the easy way is the right way. Jeet Kune-Do is simply the direct expression of one's feelings with the minimum of movements and energy. The closer to the true way of Kung Fu, the less wastage of expression there is.
"Finally, a Jeet Kune Do man who says Jeet Kune Do is exclusively Jeet Kune Do is simply not with it. He is still hung up on his self-closing resistance, in this case anchored down to reactionary pattern, and naturally is still bound by another modified pattern and can move within its limits. He has not digested the simple fact that truth exists outside all molds; pattern and awareness is never exclusive.
"Again let me remind you Jeet Kune Do is just a name used, a boat to get one across, and once across it is to be discarded and not to be carried on one's back."

The woman orgasmed. Bruce Lee removed his arm from her cunt.

"Thank you, Bruce Lee," said the woman.

"I believe in having a few pupils at one time as it requires a constant alert observation of each individual in order to establish a direct relationship," Bruce Lee replied, "A good teacher can never be fixed in a routine... each moment requires a sensitive mind that is constantly changing and constantly adapting.
"A teacher must never impose this student to fit his favourite pattern; a good teacher functions as a pointer, exposing his student's vulnerability (and) causing him to explore both internally and finally integrating himself with his being. Martial art should not be passed out indiscriminately."

"Thank you."

Bruce Lee continued on down the road doing karate forms.

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