Friday, May 1, 2009

Legend of the Cock Train

Rumor has it, there exists a cock train-- a giant's severed cock, outfitted with train wheels and a smokestack-- that rides around during off-hours on train tracks all over the United States of America. It shoots cum at train stations as it whizzes past, drenching late travelers with hot, sticky load. It never stops for everyone. It's sentient. It's all-knowing. All-seeing. It can't be stopped.

Scientists are devising a vagina tunnel in hopes of trapping the cock train, but the cock train knows this already because the cock train is that smart and aware. The cock train will never be trapped. The cock train is forever.

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